Anything Goes

Tonight was pretty intense.......................why....well thats none of your business but Ill tellz you anyways, hehe did you sense the black in there "tellz, hehe ill tellz you anyway" thats funny. So I just had some random thoughts....here they go. What if that giant golf ball you know the one at disney world what if that was a mind control device and say mickey mouse was really an evil clone and I have come to notice that this story is not interesting you, or myself......just now as i type this i am eating laffy taffy and I have come to notice that it seems to have some kind of lube in it its wet you know and i was thinking.........................do people use laffy taffy for sex ya know cause it seems as if it has a lube thing going on and why is it soooooo smooth. Although it gets stuck in your teeth pretty easily so then i think that it really couldnt be used for sex or anything because what if it gets stuck ya know then you lose the need to have pleasure because you have laffy taffy stuck up your ass. NOT SAYING ME you sick pricks but watch.................you watch your gonna go into work or school or a funeral and youll hear someone talking about how they had laffy taffy stuck up there ass the night before. Although you know there lying if they say the flavor. If you have laffy taffy stuck up your ass your not gonna care about the freakin' flavor. That is my opinions for today. As I end this entry I say one thing and this is it. I LOVE MY GIRLFRIEND SHES THE BEST EVER!!!!!!!!!!